a kirby with a human butt and legs
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment
god is a myth
What a delightful sleeping bag
If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board