Uguu

bootybottom:

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a kirby with a human butt and legs

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

Cat meowing at the most asinine doge image you can find.

cat-meowing-at-things:

god is a myth

hatethyvidya:

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

hatethyvidya:

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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